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1999.08.27 (week 113)

Es La Semana Internacional Del Whacky!
Es La Semana Internacional Del Whacky!
Chicago es el centro del mundo, y esta semana tenemos Shoes for Kenya, International Gem and Jewelry Show, The Dalai Lama, Tibetan Chants at Ravinia, Taste of Greece, Taste of Polonia, Indiatown Tour y Viva! Latin Music Festival. Venga al teatro experimental Sidereal Days (looks promising) el super-festival Rhinoceros comienza, y mas que todo, el fantástico evento del fetiche, el gran Ball Of Whacks! Fireworks y Seuss y tile making for the Millennium Mosaic terminan pronto, GO! Other quality fests this weekend include Park Newberry Festival of the Arts, Goose Island Festival, Bucktown Arts Fest and an Evanston Picnic. The MCA opens a new partially virtual thingy, the Jazz Festival starts and Hubbard Street company dances. Amateur athleticism peaks this week with a Critical Mass, and the top Triathlons for grownups and kids. There's also Lyndon Johnson's birthday, Farmers Markets, Brew&View showing Austin Powers II and The Matrix and the Psychotronic Film Society showing The Naked Witch. Mass Ensemble unveils the world's largest harp this week. Other audio input includes Cher, Cyndi Lauper, Lenny Kravitz, Smashmouth, Freestylers, David Crosby, Michael McDermott, Barenaked Ladies, Sevendust, Staind and a bunch of Empty Bottle Shows. Y yo sigo viviendo la vida loca!

Ongoing:

ENDS SOON! Fireworks! Good shows 9:30p Wednesdays (+dancing) and 10:15p Saturday.
Navy Pier, 312/595-PIER, 600 E Grand, -1999.09.04. Also the giant Ferris wheel, IMax theater, Childrens Museum, food, drink, and more than 100 large outdoor sculptures on display -1999.11.08. http://www.navypier.com


FINAL WEEKEND: Seuss, celebrating life and work of Theodore Geisel
Also Lego downtown, and far more quality exhibits and activities for young minds.
Chicago Children's Museum, 312/527-1000, Navy Pier, 10a-5p Tu-Su, free Th. http://www.chichildrensmuseum.org


ENDS SOON: Public tile making for the Millennium Mosaic, Fr-Sa 10a-4p.
Field Museum, 312/922-9410, Roosevelt Rd. at Lake Shore. http://www.fmnh.org


Grant Park Music Festival, mostly classical, mostly weekends, mostly 7:30p.
Grant Park, 312/742-GPMF, -1999.09.21. http://www.grantparkmusicfestival.com


Chicago Summerdance, lessons, dancing, bands, many styles, Th-Su.
Grant Park, 312/744-6630, cancelled if rain, -1999.09.26. Lessons 6p-7p, dancing 7-9:30p, except ballroom Sunday lessons 2p-3p dance -5p. http://www.ci.chi.il.us/Tourism/Summerdance/summerdance0899.html


Midnight Circus, theatrically acclaimed, one ring, Fr 8p, Sa 5/8:30p, Su 8p.
Ivanhoe Theater, 773/975-7171, 750 W Wellington, -1999.09.12. http://www.midnightcircus.net


Transmute now open, interactive exhibit online, -1999.11.07.
http://www.mcachicago.org


Shoes for Kenya, final days of donation period -1999.09.01.
Young Chicago women's (Carly Crone) mission to collect footware for 10000 African kids. Numerous sport shoe store and other donation sites. http://www.angelfire.com/il/beyondshoes


Cows On Parade, around 300 life size statues decorated by artists, free -1999.10.31.
All over Michigan Avenue and assorted other major Chicago locations.
http://www.cowsonparade.net


Movies:
Better Than Chocolate, The Muse, Bowfinger, Mystery Men, Dick, Detroit Rock City, Runaway Bride, Inspector Gadget, Iron Giant, Eyes Wide Shut, Muppets From Space, Phennis The Menace, Wild Wild West, South Park, Austin Powers, A Midsummer Nights Dream, Matrix, American Pie, ...
http://bedno.com/movies


Rhinoceros Theater Festival (10th), big showcase of new (experimental) plays.
Lunar Cabaret, 773/327-6666, 2827 N Lincoln, nightly, $10 obo, -1998.10.02.


WAY too much more GREAT dance and art and drama and comedy and poetry and music to cover.
Get yourself a Reader (http://www.chireader.com).


Last few weeks to vacation at the Wisconsin Dells meta-amusement park!
http://bedno.com/summer
Or visit some of our city's own amusement parks (http://bedno.com/find.php?s=amusement) or water parks and pools (http://bedno.com/find.php?s=swim) or miniature golf places (http://bedno.com/find.php?s=mini).

Friday 1999.08.27:

Lyndon Johnson's birthday.
36th president of the U.S. following J.F.Kennedy assassination. Remembered for 1964 Civil Rights Act, HUD, and Vietnam. http://www.lbjlib.utexas.edu


International Gem and Jewelry Show, well known annual, great deals, -1999.08.29.
Rosemont Convention Center, 301/294-1640, 5555 N River Rd, Rosemont. http://www.rosemont.com/convention/cc082799.htm


Goose Island Festival, bands/food/arts/crafts/chili, kid/family stuff, -Sunday noon-dusk.
1800 N Clybourn, 773/472-9046. Maceo Parker plays at 7p. http://www.gooseisland.com/calendar.html


Critical Mass, bicyclists take over the streets, safety in numbers, 5:30p.
Daley Plaza, 773/486-4861, 50 W Washington. http://www.chicagocriticalmass.org


Jammin' at the Zoo, David Crosby and Michael McDermott, beer and food, (6p $12) 7-10:30p.
Lincoln Park Zoo, 773/742-2283. http://www.chicagoevents.com


Lenny Kravitz, Smashmouth, Freestylers. $8-40 7p.
New World Music Theater, 708/614-1616, 19100 Ridgeland, Tinley Park. Ticketmaster, 312/559-1212, http://events.ticketmaster.com/cgi/events/state.idc?state=il


Brew&View, smoking, heckling, drink deals, fun!
8p (daily): "Austin Powers II" Mike Myers vs. Mike Myers
10p (daily): "The Matrix" Reeves, Fishburne, Moss, Weaving vs. VR.
midnt (Fr-Sa,Th): "Dark City" Sewell, Hurt, Sutherland, Connelly vs. The Strangers.
312/618-VIEW, 3145 N Sheffield, Belmont red line stop. http://www.brewview.com


Anything Goes. Cast of Midnight Circus performing. 10p-ish?
Circus, 312/266-1200, 901 W Weed. http://www.circuschicago.com


Bang: Sandra Collins, Hiroki/Ryn in the mezz, crowded later, free until 11p.
Dress well, no tennis shoes. Sometimes too much house music.
Crobar, 312/413-7000, 1543 N Kingsbury.
Check out this great (unrelated) techno/jungle/house/etc videos site: http://streetsound.pseudo.com/channel


Space Ghost Coast To Coast, the strangest talk show in the galaxy, 10p.
TOON on cable, tape it, also see 10:30p Freakazoid and 8p Power Puff Girls. http://www.cartoon-network.com


Strictly Jungle, outstanding radio show! Best on far North side, 11p.
89.3 WNUI, 847/866-WNUI (-9687), 312/409-7249 vmail, simul-web-cast. http://jungle.ffwd.com/sjc

Saturday 1999.08.28:

Dannon Danimals Kids Triathlon (8th), ages 7-14, registration 6a.
Foster at the beach, 773/404-2372. I'm gonna go take a look. http://www.caprievents.com/triathlon/kidstri.html


Farmers Markets
Armitage and Halsted (Lincoln Park) 7a-2p.
Belle Plaine, Damen, Lincoln (North Center Town Square) 7a-2p.
Clark and Maple (NWU, Evanston), 7:30a-12:30p.
Elm and Dearborn (Near North) 7a-2p.
Grace/Broadway/Halsted (North Halsted) 7a-2p.
Iowa and Central (Austin) 7a-2p.
Polk and Dearborn (Printers Row) 7a-2p.
Thorndale and Broadway (Edgewater) 7a-2p.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us./WorksMart/ConsumerServices/FarmersMarket/Schedule.html


Chicago Neighborhood Tour: Devon, 4hr, $30, departs 10a.
India-town! Slowest moving street in the city.
Chicago Cultural Center, 312/742-1190, 77 E Randolph, bring a snack. http://www.chgocitytours.com


International Gem and Jewelry Show, well known annual, great deals, -1999.08.29.
Rosemont Convention Center, 301/294-1640, 5555 N River Rd, Rosemont. http://www.rosemont.com/convention/cc082799.htm


Park Newberry Festival of the Arts, classical music, food, fine works, $3.
Washington Square Park, 901 N Clark, 773/868-3010. Also on Sunday. http://www.newberry.org


Taste of Greece, folk music, meats and spices, -1999.08.29, 11a-10p.
South Halsted from Adams to Van Buren, 312/726-2407. http://www.iht.com/IHT/SUP/051498/GRE5.html


Bucktown Arts Fest (14th), over 100 artists, poetry, music, food, beer, kid stuff, 11a-8p.
Fullerton and Western, 773/409-8305, 11a-6p, free. http://www.caconline.org/artfair


Viva! Chicago Latin Music Festival (11th) and food, 11:45a-10p.
Grant Park, 312/744-3315, -1999.08.29. http://www.ci.chi.il.us/WM/SpecialEvents


Goose Island Festival, bands/food/arts/crafts/chili, kid/family stuff, -Sunday noon-dusk.
1800 N Clybourn, 773/472-9046. Cracker plays at 8p. http://www.gooseisland.com/calendar.html


The Dalai Lama speaks, Tibetan Art of Healing exhibit opens, sold out, 9:30a-1p.
Museum closed to public until 1p. Afterwards Bill Kurtis moderates a panel discussion with his holiness on bridging personal consciousness and global concerns.
Field Museum, 312/922-9410, Roosevelt Rd. at Lake Shore. http://www.fmnh.org


Sidereal Days, underground performance art/music fun stuff, 7p-1a.
Kafka by puppets, Starphase 23 and The Puta-pons (grrrls), organic produce, more.
Viaduct Theater, 773/645-3108, 3111 N Western. (Similar event Friday) http://sidereal.forward.net/press.html


Barenaked Ladies, $20-27 8p.
New World Music Theater, 708/614-1616, 19100 Ridgeland, Tinley Park. Ticketmaster, 312/559-1212, http://events.ticketmaster.com/cgi/events/state.idc?state=il


Hans Joachim Roedelius, Roger Eno, lol Hammond. German danz muzik. $8 10p.
Empty Bottle, 773/276-3600, 1035 N Western. http://www.emptybottle.com


Ball Of Whacks (6th), major fetish fashion event, $25-50 18+ doors 10p, -5a.
I love these clothes! Visit http://www.houseofwhacks.com
Beautiful crowd and models, good production, come in gear.
Traumatic Stress Discipline demonstrates extreme physical feats (http://www.suspension.org).
Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. http://www.metrochicago.com

Sunday 1999.08.29:

Farmers Markets
Farm In The Zoo (Lincoln Park Zoo) 9a-4:30p.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us./WorksMart/ConsumerServices/FarmersMarket/Schedule.html


Mrs. T's Chicago Triathlon (17th), downtown lakefront, 6:15a.
Pre-registration required, 4500 adults expected. The city's top event. http://www.caprievents.com/triathlon


International Gem and Jewelry Show, well known annual, great deals.
Rosemont Convention Center, 301/294-1640, 5555 N River Rd, Rosemont. http://www.rosemont.com/convention/cc082799.htm


Viva! Chicago Latin Music Festival (11th) and food, 11:45a-10p.
Grant Park, 312/744-3315. http://www.ci.chi.il.us/WM/SpecialEvents


Park Newberry Festival of the Arts, classical music, food, fine works, $3.
Washington Square Park, 901 N Clark, 773/868-3010. http://www.newberry.org


Taste of Greece, folk music, meats and spices, 11a-11p.
South Halsted from Adams to Van Buren, 312/726-2407. http://www.iht.com/IHT/SUP/051498/GRE5.html


Bucktown Arts Fest (14th), over 100 artists, poetry, music, food, beer, kid stuff, 11a-6p.
Fullerton and Western, 773/409-8305, 11a-6p, free. http://www.caconline.org/artfair


All Community Picnic, food, ballgames, entertainment, smiles, noon-5p.
Ingrahm Park, 2100 Ridge in Evanston, 847/866-2920. Police sponsored. Unconfirmed.


Goose Island Festival, music/food/arts/crafts/chili, kid/family stuff, noon-dusk.
1800 N Clybourn, 773/472-9046, Mighty Blue Kings play at 8p. http://www.gooseisland.com/calendar.html


Liquid Soul, great band with a rapper and horn section, 9p-mdnt.
Double Door, 312/489-3160, 1572 N Milwaukee http://www.doubledoor.com


Friktion, good jungle/d-n-b DJs, quite casual, 21+ $3 9p-2a.
Sometimes too much reggae, Snuggles, Ry-N, Danny The WildChild, Phixx, Groo, 3D, Current, Glyde, Phantom 45, Casper, Entropy, Hunter, ...
Empty Bottle, 773/276-3600, 1035 N Western. http://www.emptybottle.com

Monday 1999.08.30:

Queens Of The Stoneage, $12 all ages, doors 7p.
Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. http://www.metrochicago.com


Psychotronic Film Society, "The Naked Witch" (1963), nudie horror shlock, free 8p.
Liar's Club, 773/665-1110, 1665 W Fullerton. http://www.psychotronic.com


Chrome, Jungle DJs, rapping, break dancing, best at 10p.
MadBar, 773/BAR-BAR7, 1640 N Damen http://www.madbar.com

Tuesday 1999.08.31:

Farmers Markets
Federal Plaza (Dearborn and Adams) 7a-3p.
Lincoln/Leland/Western (Lincoln Square) 7a-2p.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us./WorksMart/ConsumerServices/FarmersMarket/Schedule.html


Cho: Tibetan Chant, $20 7:30p.
Ravinia, 847/266-5100, 400 Iris Lane, Highland Pk http://www.ravinia.org


Nocturna, Goth w/ DJ Scary Lady Sarah, THE weekly gathering of darker souls.
Smart Bar, 773/549-4140, 3730 N Clark, near the Addison red line stop. http://www.gothicchicago.com


Testosterone Tuesday, hard dance music, ultra buff male strippers.
Berlin, 773/348-4975, 954 W Belmont, at the Belmont red line stop. http://www.testosterone.net

Wednesday 1999.09.01:

Earth Harp: world's largest (100ft) stringed instrument opens. Try it free 11a-3p.
In conjunction with new ancient music exhibit -1999.09.30. Performances by Mass Ensemble 9.4 noon/3p/8p, 9.7 8p, 9.18 1p, 9.19 3p, 9.21 5p, 9.25 8p.
Field Museum, 312/922-9410, Roosevelt Rd. at Lake Shore. http://www.fmnh.org


Sevendust, Powerman 5000, Staind, Skunk, all ages 6:30p.
Riviera Theatre, 312/275-6800, 4647 N Racine. http://www.sevendust.com


Cher, Cyndi Lauper, $20-75 7:30p.
New World Music Theater, 708/614-1616, 19100 Ridgeland, Tinley Park. Ticketmaster, 312/559-1212, http://events.ticketmaster.com/cgi/events/state.idc?state=il


Hubbard Street Dance company, -1999.09.04 $8-30 8p.
Ravinia, 847/266-5100, 400 Iris Lane, Highland Pk http://www.ravinia.org


The Beta Band, 18+ 9p.
Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. http://www.metrochicago.com


Seminar, (drum-n-)Bass By The Pound, good DJs, $3 21+ 9p-2a.
UK techy-funk/abstract recording artist Stakka, MC Blackeye.
Great tunes, cool decor, good drink selection, but no place to dance.
Big Wig, 773/235-9100, 1551 W Division.


Martin Tetréault with Kevin Drumm, experimental turntablist, $8 9:30p.
Empty Bottle, 773/276-3600, 1035 N Western. http://www.emptybottle.com


Women Obsession, ladies mainly. Free, come after 10p.
Berlin, 773/348-4975, 954 W Belmont, at the Belmont red line stop. http://www.womyn.org


Lunacy, cheap drinks, ladies free, industrial, SM/tattoos, pretty darn HOT, $5 10p.
Dress well, no tennis shoes. Sometimes too much house music.
Crobar, 312/413-7000, 1543 N Kingsbury. http://www.gilburns.com

Thursday 1999.09.02:

Farmers Markets
52nd Place and Harper (Hyde Park) 7a-2p.
Washington between Dearborn and Clark (Daley Plaza), 7a-3p.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us./WorksMart/ConsumerServices/FarmersMarket/Schedule.html


Taste of Polonia Festival, food, music, dance, crafts, 5-11p.
5216 W Lawrence, 773/777-8898, -1999.09.06.


Chicago Jazz Festival (21st) opens, top bands, two stages, art, wine, 4p-9:30p.
Petrillo Music Shell, Grant Park, some simulcast on WBEZ (91.5FM). http://www.ci.chi.il.us/wm/SpecialEvents/Festivals99/Jazz99


Adult skate w/ bar, hip-hop/urban, 18+ $7 9:30p-3a (FrSa mid-4a, Su 8p-1a).
Rainbo, 773/271-6200, 4836 N Clark. http://www.skaters.com


Polyester Fest (3rd), Dianogah, Lustre King, Atom Bomb Pocket Knife, more $7 10p.
"melodic spaz-core", "meth guitar", "Eurotrash Britpop", "Led Zep for the new millenium"
Empty Bottle, 773/276-3600, 1035 N Western. http://www.emptybottle.com

Museums:

WEEKEND: Cactus, Succulent, Bromeliad Society show and Sale, 1999.08.28-29.
Large scale animal shaped topiary -1999.10.03.
Chicago Botanic Gardens, 847/835-5440, 1000 Lake Cook Road, Glencoe
World class, gorgeous in summer, easy to get to, great restaurant. http://www.chicago-botanic.org


NEW: Roy Lichtenstein -1999.10.10, Examining Pictures -1999.09.19.
Museum of Contemporary Art, 312/280-2660, 220 E Chicago.
Mon closed, Tu 10a-8p free, We-Su 10a-5p. http://www.mcachicago.org


Variety of very interesting works.
Chicago Cultural Center, 312/744-2400, 78 E Washington.
Free. Mo-We 10a-7p, Th 10a-9p, Fr 10a-6p, Sa 10a-5p, Su 11a-5p. Also good stuff at the Randolph Cafe daily at 1p, late Thursdays. http://www.ci.chi.il.us/Tourism/CulturalCenter


Lovely design, near conservatory, lake, rookery. New lion web cam!
Lincoln Park Zoo, 773/742-2000, 2200 N Cannon. http://www.lpzoo.com


Consistent world class wonderland, set aside a whole day.
NEW featuring 11 monumental Keith Haring sculptures outdoors -1999.09.12.
NEW Omni Laser Fantasy. 20KW music visual immersion experience Fr-Su.
NEW Science of the Theme Park exhibit, take your kid.
Museum of Science and Industry, 773/684-1414, 57th at Lake Shore.
Beatles 6:30p, Floyd Machine 7:30p, Nirvana 9p, Beastie 10:30p, Floyd Moon mdnt. http://www.msichicago.org


Underground Adventure, walk through hugely magnified soil ecosystem.
In conjunction with new ancient music exhibit -1999.09.30. Field Museum, 312/922-9410, Roosevelt Rd. at Lake Shore. http://www.fmnh.org


Lego downtown, and far more quality exhibits and activities for young minds.
Chicago Children's Museum, 312/527-1000, Navy Pier, 10a-5p Tu-Su, free Th. http://www.chichildrensmuseum.org


Seahorse Symphony, the amazing seahorse and kin, becoming endangered.
NEW 90000 gallon Coral Reef Exhibit now re-opened.
Shedd Aquarium, 312/939-2438, 1200 S Lake Shore. http://SheddAquarium.org


Sky Pavilion, major new expansion, much high tech exhibitry.
Adler Planetarium, 312/922-STAR, 1300 S Lake Shore. http://www.adlerplanetarium.org/


Masterpieces and other stodgy stuff (16th century Polish works?!?!).
Art Institute of Chicago, 312/443-3500, 210 S Michigan.
MWF 10:30a-4:30p, TuTh 10:30a-8:00p, SaSu 10a-5p, Free Tuesdays. http://www.artic.edu

Notes:

Muchas gracias a mi amiga Elizabeth Lozano.
Always call before going to a listed thingy.
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DEATH IN THE FAMILY :( Our pet Triops died Thursday at the usual age for her species of 21 days, after being a desicated egg for years (and you think you have problems). She was such a pretty two inch three eyed monster.

1999.08.27