Wise Sayings
Bite-sized smarts.
  • Experience is a wonderful thing, it lets you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  • Be careful what you wish for, you may get it!
  • If you have tried to do something and failed, you are far better off than if you had tried to do nothing and succeeded.
  • Never explain - Your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe it anyway.
  • The man who rows the boat seldom has the time to rock it.
  • Even the longest of journeys begins with but one small step.
  • Never confuse motion with action. - Benjamin Fraklin -
  • It's not so much how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers.
  • There is no commodity more valuable than friendship.
  • Life is what happens while your making other plans.
  • 2 + 2 = 5, for large values of 2.
  • Rule or Serve.
  • 91.4% of all statistics are made up.
  • If you want somebody to remember you, tell them something interesting about themselves.
  • Dress Brittish, think Yiddish. Tabitha 1994.04.24
  • Reality is that which does not cease to exist when you stop believing in it.
  • A wise man knows everything, a shrewd man knows everyone. Tabitha 1994.04.24
  • Today is the last day of the first part of your life. Tabitha 1994.04.24
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