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1999.07.30 (week 109)

The Time Has Come For Maxi-Fun!!!
The Time Has Come For Maxi-Fun!!!
Keeeeeeripes - I like this weather! ('cause I don't like clothes) Athletes peak at Critical Mass, Women's Classic 5K, and Park District (and ESPN2) inline skating. Civilization shows at Venetian Night, the Oz Festival, the Bughouse Square Debates and Grant Park. Dancing transcends at Nocturna, Friktion, Helsinki, Chrome, DayRa, Seminar, Women Obsession, Lunacy and more, and paychecks continue for Cher, Cyndi Lauper, Barry Manilow, Pat Benatar, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Derrick May, John Digweed, Hothouse Flowers, Junior Vasques, Joey Beltram, The Drovers and Soul Asylum. Best of Woodstock '99 is on TV already, and marathons of Beavis&Butthead and the Ben Stiller Show. But maxi-most of all, I'm gonna buy a new bike, and see Great America, Noah's Ark, Tommy Bartlett's and more! Hah!!!

Ongoing:

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Newberry Library Book Fair (15th), a big event for the literati, ENDS SUNDAY.
Newberry Library, 312/255-3700, 60 W Walton. http://www.newberry.org


Bristol Renaissance Faire, big, positive, fun, goth, spend all day Sat/Sun $7-$15 10a-7p.
847/395-7773, Near Kenosha WI, I94 N to Russel Rd W to Frontage to 128, -1999.08.22. Hi Melissa! Coupons at http://www.renfair.com/bristol/index.cfm


Fireworks! Good shows 9:30p Wednesdays (+dancing) and 10:15p Saturday -1999.09.04.
Navy Pier, 312/595-PIER, 600 E Grand. Also the giant Ferris wheel, IMax theater, Childrens Museum, food, drink, and more than 100 large outdoor sculptures on display -1999.11.08. http://www.navypier.com


Cows On Parade, 300 life size statues decorated by artists, free -1999.10.31.
Bridge House Gallery, lower Wacker at State, continues down Michigan, other sites. http://metromix.com/go/cows


Grant Park Music Festival, mostly classical, mostly weekends, mostly 7:30p.
Grant Park, 312/742-GPMF, -1999.09.21. http://www.grantparkmusicfestival.com


Chicago Summerdance, lessons, dancing, bands, many styles, Th-Su.
Grant Park, 312/744-6630, cancelled if rain, -1999.09.26. Lessons 6p-7p, dancing 7-9:30p, except ballroom Sunday lessons 2p-3p dance -5p. http://www.ci.chi.il.us/Tourism/Summerdance/summerdance0799.html


Midnight Circus, theatrically acclaimed, one ring, Fr 8p, Sa 5/8:30p, Su 8p.
Ivanhoe Theater, 773/975-7171, 750 W Wellington. -1999.08.22. http://www.midnightcircus.net


WAY too much more GREAT dance and art and drama and comedy and poetry and music to cover.
Get yourself a Reader (http://www.chireader.com).


Movies: http://bedno.com/movies
Run Lola Run, Inspector Gadget, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Eyes Wide Shut, Muppets From Space, Wild Wild West, South Park, Tarzan, Austin Powers, A Midsummer Nights Dream, Matrix, ...

Friday 1999.07.30:

Cubs host Mets, also 3:05p Saturday and 1:20p Sunday, 2:20p.
Wrigley Field, http://www.cubs.com


Critical Mass, bicyclists take over the streets, safety in numbers, 5:30p.
Daley Plaza, 773/486-4861, 50 W Washington. http://www.tezcat.com/~jredd/cmchi.html


Oz Festival (15th), carnival/jewelry/characters/cayaking, -1999.08.01, 6-10p.
2000 N Cannon Drive (Lincoln Park), 773/409-LION. http://www.starevents.com/ozfestival.htm


Cher, Cyndi Lauper, $20-75 7:30p.
New World Music Theater, 708/614-1616, 19100 Ridgeland, Tinley Park. Ticketmaster, 312/559-1212, http://events.ticketmaster.com/cgi/events/state.idc?state=il


Brew&View, smoking, heckling, drink deals, fun!
8p (daily): "Election" M.Broderick, R.Witherspoon, hischool hijinks.
10p (daily): "The Mummy" Brendan Fraser vs. SFX.
midnt (Fr-Sa,Th): "Stargate" Kurt Russell, James Spader, SFX.
312/618-VIEW, 3145 N Sheffield, Belmont red line stop. http://www.brewview.com


Barry Manilow, $35-60 (also 7.31 8p and 8.1 7p) 8p.
Rosemont Theatre, 847/692-2220, 5400 N River Rd, Rosemont. http://www.rosemont.com/theatre/nettheatre.htm


Pat Benatar $20 8p.
Navy Pier Skyline Stage, 312/595-PIER, 600 E Grand. http://www.navypier.com/skyline.html


Joan of Arc, Skull Control, 90 Day Men, $7 10p.
Empty Bottle, 773/276-3600, 1035 N Western. http://www.emptybottle.com


Velocity magazine presents Webb Bros, John San Juan, Plastics Hi Fi, 10p.
Double Door, 773/489-3160, 1572 N Milwaukee. http://www.doubledoor.com


Space Ghost Coast To Coast, the strangest talk show in the galaxy, 10p.
TOON on cable, tape it, also see 10:30p Freakazoid and 8p Power Puff Girls. http://www.cartoon-network.com


Bang: Joey Beltram (NYC), Hiroki/Ryn in the mezz, crowded later, free -11p.
Crobar, 312/413-7000, 1543 N Kingsbury. Housey. Dress well, no tennis shoes. HEY! Check out this great techno/jungle/house/etc videos site: http://streetsound.pseudo.com/channel

Saturday 1999.07.31:

Farmers Markets
Armitage and Halsted (Lincoln Park) 7a-2p.
Belle Plaine, Damen, Lincoln (North Center Town Square) 7a-2p.
Clark and Maple (NWU, Evanston), 7:30a-12:30p.
Elm and Dearborn (Near North) 7a-2p.
Grace/Broadway/Halsted (North Halsted) 7a-2p.
Iowa and Central (Austin) 7a-2p.
Polk and Dearborn (Printers Row) 7a-2p.
Thorndale and Broadway (Edgewater) 7a-2p.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us./WorksMart/ConsumerServices/FarmersMarket/Schedule.html


Oz Festival (15th), carnival/jewelry/characters/cayaking, -1999.08.01, 10a-10p.
2000 N Cannon Drive (Lincoln Park), 773/409-LION. Bands all day, The Drovers at 8p. http://www.starevents.com/ozfestival.htm


Park District Family (inline) Skate, indoor rink, rentable, 10a-?
Warren Park, 312/742-7888, 6602 N Western. http://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com


Chicago Neighborhood Tour: Near South/Prarie Ave. Historic District, 4hr, $30, departs 10a.
Chicago Cultural Center, 312/742-1190, 77 E Randolph, bring a snack. http://www.chgocitytours.com


Bughouse Square Debates, public heckles outlandish soapbox oratory, 1-5p.
Washington Square Park, 901 N Clark, 312/943-9090. Newberry related.


Venetian Night (42st), lighted boat parade, then fireworks, 7-10p.
Lakefront between Shedd and Monroe Harbor, view at Congress, 312/744-3370. http://www.ci.chi.il.us/wm/SpecialEvents/Festivals99/VenetianNight99


Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, $25-50 7:30p.
New World Music Theater, 708/614-1616, 19100 Ridgeland, Tinley Park. Ticketmaster, 312/559-1212, http://events.ticketmaster.com/cgi/events/state.idc?state=il


Note to self: VIP (and guests) party, open bar, buffet, prizes, 8-11p.
Aura, 312/266-2114, 640 N Dearborn. http://www.ACEplaces.com/aura


Derrick May, 1st Chicago appearance, also DayRa party noon-7p, 10p.
Madbar, 773/BAR-BAR7 (227-2277), 1640 N Damen. Small-ish. http://www.madbar.com


John Digweed, euro DJs Mr.C & Eddie Richards, more. 21+ $20 doors 9p.
Karma, 312/321-1331, 318 W Grand. Strict dress code, come early, bring money. http://www.karmachicago.com


Beavis&Butthead 6hr moronathon, RealWorld and Tom Green blocks earlier, 11p.
http://www.mtv.com

Sunday 1999.08.01:

Michael Jordan's Fast Break 5K for special olympics, - CANCELLED
LaSalle and Hubbard, 773/404-2372, USATF certified. Dead URL?!? http://www.caprievents.com


Windy City Women's Classic 5K, includes Baby Jogger division, $22 9a.
Montrose Harbor, USATF/CARA, 312/944-6667. http://www.chicagoaa.com/calendar


Oz Festival (15th), carnival/jewelry/characters/cayaking, 10a-8p.
2000 N Cannon Drive (Lincoln Park), 773/409-LION. Bands all day, Soul Asylum at 6p. http://www.starevents.com/ozfestival.htm


Ben Stiller Show marathon. Quality cancelled sketch comedy, 6.5hr, 5p.
FX http://www.fxnetworks.com


Amer.Goth.Prod. Blackout a.d. Tour, buncha dark bands and DJ Scary Lady Sarah, $16 18+ 8:30p.
Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. A friend once chided me "the true goth wears black even in summer". http://www.gothicchicago.com/scary.html


Liquid Soul, great band with a rapper and horn section, 9p-mdnt.
Double Door, 312/489-3160, 1572 N Milwaukee http://www.doubledoor.com


Friktion, great jungle/d-n-b w/ DJs RY-N, Snuggles, Danny the Wild Child, ... $3 10p-2a.
Empty Bottle, 773/276-3600, 1035 N Western. http://www.emptybottle.com


Helsinki, techno, Alexi Delano from Sweden, 11p-4a.
Rednofive, 312/733-6699, 440 N Halsted. http://www.purefuture.com

Monday 1999.08.02:

Good day to buy a new bike!
http://www.kozy.com


Cubs host Expos, also 7:05p Tuesday and 1:20p Wednesday and Thursday, 7:05p.
Wrigley Field, http://www.cubs.com


Chrome, Jungle DJs, rapping, break dancing, best at 10p.
MadBar, 773/BAR-BAR7, 1640 N Damen http://www.madbar.com

Tuesday 1999.08.03:

Good day to go to Great America, bigger than Disneyland! $18-50 10a-10p.
Six Flags, 847/249-1776, 542 N Il Route 21, Gurnee. EIGHT Mega mega coasters, three water rides, virtual reality, and all the classics with cartoon character themes. I-94 or I-294 West, exit Grand (Rt.132) East in Gurnee, look right. http://www.sixflags.com/greatamerica


Farmers Markets
Federal Plaza (Dearborn and Adams) 7a-3p.
Lincoln/Leland/Western (Lincoln Square) 7a-2p.
Milwaukee/Diversey/Woodard (Logan Square) 7a-2p.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us./WorksMart/ConsumerServices/FarmersMarket/Schedule.html


Best of Woodstock '99, 2hr, 7p.
FOX 32 http://www.fox.com
Also new MTV cartoon series 9:30p, ESPN2 inline skating competition 9:30p.


Nocturna, Goth w/ DJ Scary Lady Sarah, THE weekly gathering of darker souls.
Smart Bar, 773/549-4140, 3730 N Clark, near the Addison red line stop. http://www.gothicchicago.com


Testosterone Tuesday, hard dance music, ultra buff male strippers.
Berlin, 773/348-4975, 954 W Belmont, at the Belmont red line stop. http://www.testosterone.net

Wednesday 1999.08.04:

Good day to go to Noah's Ark, America's Largest Waterpark! $24 9a-8p.
2 wavepools, 2 endless rivers, 33 waterslides, 4 kiddie water play areas, a kiddie roller coaster, bumper boats, 18-hole mini-golf course, 12 restaurants and outdoor lounges, 5 gift and clothing stores, and candy store w/ fresh fudge and caramel apples. In Wisconsin Dells. See the 360 degree web cam: http://www.noahsarkwaterpark.com


Hothouse Flowers, 18+ $22.50 7:30p
House of Blues, 312/527-2583, 329 N Dearborn. http://www.hob.com/bin/calendar.pl?VENUE=CHI


Seminar, (drum-n-)Bass By The Pound, good DJs, $3 21+.
Paul Norman and Miss BioBooster, radioactive, soon to be signed. Resident DJs Glyde, Gamewarden, Flipside, Poolside, Kee. Big Wig, 773/235-9100, 1551 W Division.


Women Obsession, ladies mainly.
Berlin, 773/348-4975, 954 W Belmont, at the Belmont red line stop. http://www.womyn.org


Lunacy, cheap drinks, ladies free, industrial, SM/tattoos, pretty darn good.
Crobar, 312/413-7000, 1543 N Kingsbury. http://www.gilburns.com

Thursday 1999.08.05:

Good day to go to Tommy Bartlett's Robot World and Exploratory! $9 8a-10p.
With the actual MIR backup, massive edu-tainment. In Wisconsin Dells. Also Thrill Show, skis, juggling, fireworks, 1p, 4:30p, 8:30p, $11-17. http://www.wisdells.com/tommybartlett


Farmers Markets
52nd Place and Harper (Hyde Park) 7a-2p.
Washington between Dearborn and Clark (Daley Plaza), 7a-3p.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us./WorksMart/ConsumerServices/FarmersMarket/Schedule.html


Chase Corporate Challenge 3.5mi run, $18 6:45p.
Grant Park, USATF certified, 17K people, corporations only. Lakeshore Athletic Services, 773-777-9000. http://www.chicagoaa.com/calendar


Junior Vasques (NYC), 5hr set, Superjane, more, $30 ($15 9-11p) 10p-ish.
Karma, 312/321-1331, 318 W Grand. Strict dress code, come early, bring money. http://www.karmachicago.com


Really special downtown happenings and late hours.
MCA, Randolph Cafe, Shubert Theater, Shedd Aquarium, more. http://www.dtnchicago.com


Adult skate w/ bar, hip-hop/urban, 18+ $7 9:30p-3a (FrSa mid-4a, Su 8p-1a).
Rainbo, 773/271-6200, 4836 N Clark. http://www.skaters.com

Museums:

FINAL WEEKEND: Sarah Sze, intricate sculptures of everyday objects.
NEW: Roy Lichtenstein -1999.10.10, Examining Pictures -1999.09.19.
Museum of Contemporary Art, 312/280-2660, 220 E Chicago Mon closed, Tu 10a-8p free, We-Su 10a-5p. http://www.mcachicago.org


FINAL WEEKEND: Eleni Glinou: abstractly altered war photos, Kathleen McCarthy: Uncertainty Principle sculpture installation.
Chicago Cultural Center, 312/744-2400, 78 E Washington. Free. Mo-We 10a-7p, Th 10a-9p, Fr 10a-6p, Sa 10a-5p, Su 11a-5p. Also good stuff at the Randolph Cafe daily at 1p, late Thursdays. http://www.ci.chi.il.us/Tourism/CulturalCenter


Lovely design, near conservatory, lake, rookery. New lion web cam!
Lincoln Park Zoo, 773/742-2000, 2200 N Cannon. http://www.lpzoo.com


Featuring large scale animal shaped topiary -1999.10.03.
Chicago Botanic Gardens, 847/835-5440, 1000 Lake Cook Road, Glencoe World class, gorgeous in summer, easy to get to, great restaurant. http://www.chicago-botanic.org


Consistent world class wonderland, set aside a whole day.
NEW featuring 11 monumental Keith Haring sculptures outdoors -1999.09.12.
NEW Omni Laser Fantasy. 20KW music visual immersion experience Fr-Su.
Museum of Science and Industry, 773/684-1414, 57th at Lake Shore. Beatles 6:30p, Floyd Machine 7:30p, Nirvana 9p, Beastie 10:30p, Floyd Moon mdnt. http://www.msichicago.org


Underground Adventure, walk through hugely magnified soil ecosystem.
Field Museum, 312/922-9410, Roosevelt Rd. at Lake Shore. http://www.fmnh.org


Seuss, Lego downtown, and far more quality exhibits and activities for young minds.
Chicago Children's Museum, 312/527-1000, Navy Pier, 10a-5p Tu-Su, free Th. http://www.chichildrensmuseum.org


Seahorse Symphony, the amazing seahorse and kin, becoming endangered.
NEW 90000 gallon Coral Reef Exhibit now re-opened.
Shedd Aquarium, 312/939-2438, 1200 S Lake Shore. http://SheddAquarium.org


Sky Pavilion, major new expansion, much high tech exhibitry.
Adler Planetarium, 312/922-STAR, 1300 S Lake Shore. http://www.adlerplanetarium.org/


Masterpieces and other stodgy stuff (16th century Polish works?!?!).
Art Institute of Chicago, 312/443-3500, 210 S Michigan. MWF 10:30a-4:30p, TuTh 10:30a-8:00p, SaSu 10a-5p, Free Tuesdays. http://www.artic.edu

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