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2000.04.21 (week 147)

Honor The Goddess
Honor The Goddess
And she will reward with rebearth. Maximize the weekend dudes and dudettes, starting with Good Friday when Wynton Marsalis and the Jazz Orchestra perform, as well as Dio and Galactic. All's Well That Ends Well opens at the globe, and the fertility dance goes on at Dragon Room. Saturday is the 30th Earth Day (hooray for the 70s), and a grand ecologically responsible festival will blossom in Lincoln Park. Since it's TV Turnoff Week I'll be out for sure, at the Easter Parade in Andersonville! Night brings the dance again, with Violent Femmes, Girls Against Boys, Mambo Express, and the excellent Digital Planet and TigerStyle 2000 dance events. Whew, take a break for Easter Sunday, then it's back to an OUTSTANDING week of fun, including Secretaries Day and the start of the Chicago Improv Festival on Tuesday, a group skate, new South Park episode and Snuggles at Seminar on Wednesday, and Offspring to Work Day, network sweeps and good Columbia dance on Thursday. In closing a hint for hapiness: learn to love rain.

Ongoing:

SAVE THE RAINFOREST!
Just click the link to cause an advertiser to make a donation.
http://rainforest.care2.com


FINAL WEEKEND! Golf Around Chicago. Fanciful mini-golf course by area architects.
M-Th 10a-10p, Fr-Sa 10a-11p, Su 10a-7p, $4-6.50.
Navy Pier, 312/595-PIER, 600 E Grand.
http://www.navypier.com/current.html


Barnum's "Kaleidoscope" Circus, a more intimate theatre experience, $17-47.
Elegant, climate-controlled, velvet seats, orchestra, meet the performers.
Soldier Field, South Parking Lot, 312/855-9400. -2000.04.30
http://www.barnumsk.com


Blue Man Group, still haven't seen them. $39-$46 6p.
Briar Street Theater, 773/348-5996 info, 3133 N Halsted.
http://www.blueman.com


Devolution. Neo-Futurists dark comedy, 40 scenes in random order. $10 Fr-Sa 7p.
Chicago Cultural Center, Storefton Theater, 312/346-3278, 78 E Washington.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us/Tourism/CulturalCenter


Bettie Page Uncensored, well reviewed baudy biographical play. 18+ Fr/Sa 10:30p.
Playground Theatre, 312/726-4849 tickets, 3341 N Lincoln, -2000.06.24.
http://www.psychotronic.com/bpu.htm


WAY too much GREAT dance and theater and poetry to cover.
Get yourself a Reader or NewCity


42 UP. "One of the ten greatest films of all time" - Ebert.
Latest installment in an epic sociological study.
Music Box, 773/871-6604, 3733 N Southport.
http://www.musicboxtheatre.com


Movies:
High Fidelity, What Planet Are You From, Drowning Mona, Next Friday, Galaxy Quest, Sweet and Lowdown, Fantasia/2000, Titus, American Movie, Man On The Moon, Millennium Man, Dogma, Toy Story 2, Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, ...
http://bedno.com/movies

Friday 2000.04.21:

Good Friday, a Christian Holiday, commemorates the death of Jesus Christ.
Observed by readings, communion, preaching on the seven last words.
"Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do"
Assorted businesses close early or all day.
http://christianity.miningco.com


All's Well That Ends Well opens. $23-42 Tu-Su various times -2000.06.11.
Shakespeare Theatre, 312/595-5600, 600 E Grand. Impressive venue!
http://www.chicagoshakes.com


Deals Gone Bad, Teenage Frames, The Stand, Mega Super Ultra. $8 all ages 6:30p.
Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. Red line Addison stop.
http://www.metrochicago.com


Dio. Heavy Metal $25 21+ 7:30p.
House of Blues, 312/527-2583, 329 N Dearborn.
http://www.hob.com


Lincoln Center Jazz Orchestra With Wynton Marsalis national tour. $? 8p.
Intended for dancing. Champion swing couple performs.
Ticketmaster: 312/902-1500.
Navy Pier, 312/222-9328, 600 E Grand. Grand Ballroom.
http://www.navypier.com


Galactic, Six piece New Orleans acid funksters. $16.00 18+ 9p.
http://www.galacticfunk.com
Vic Theatre, 773/472-0449, 3145 N Sheffield. Near Red line Belmont stop.
http://www.victheatre.com


Iron Chef (Fatty Tuna Battle), fiercely competitive cooking translated from Japan, 1hr 9p.
FOOD http://www.foodtv.com/tvshows/ironchefindex


Space Ghost Coast To Coast, the strangest talk show in the galaxy, 10p.
TOON http://www.cartoon-network.com


Seduction. Dance party for suavé singles. Price? Time?
DJs Eclipse, Caveman, Eddie2Raw, Mago, Tecno, Gabriel Segura.
Logan Square Auditorium, 773/579-3789, 2539 N Kedzie.


DANCE DANCE DANCE! House music, sushi, and three floors of beauty.
Dragon Room, 312/751-8700, 809 W Evergreen.
http://www.dragonroomchicago.com

Saturday 2000.04.22:

Earth Day (30th), first observed in 1970.
Reflect on ecological issues and commit to the conservation and reclamation of nature.
Major observances at Field, Notebaert, Cultural Center, Garfield Park, others.
http://www.earthday.com


Chicago Earth Month Festival in Lincoln Park! 9:30a-4:30p.
Free trees to homeowners. Multiple stages, children's and spiritual activities, storytelling, folk songs, lectures on global warming, wise consuming, healthy eating, clean energy, the environment, more. Bill Kurtis speaks. Full schedule on web site.
On Cannon Drive from Fullerton to Diversey.
http://www.chicagoearthmonth.com


International TV Turnoff Week (7th). Rediscover real life -2000.04.28.
"TV addiction is North America's #1 social disorder."
http://www.adbusters.org


Run for the Homeless 5K. USATF/CARA certified. Benefits CCH. $20 9a.
Bears alumni Erik Kramer and others lead over 3000 run/walk participants.
Lincoln Park. Music, raffles, prizes, after party.
http://www.chicagoevents.com


Easter Parade in Andersonville, happy happy Swedish joy joy. Starts 11a.
5301 N Clark. Hopefully they'll close the street!


Violent Femmes w/ El Destroyo. "Freak Magnet" tour. All ages $20 7:30p.
Riviera Theatre, 312/435-4548, 4647 N Racine. Near Red line Lawrence stop.
Ticketmaster: 312/902-1500.


Brew&View, smoking, heckling, drink deals, fun!
8p (Sa-Th): "Being John Malkovich" John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, ...
10p (Sa-Th): "Sixth Sense" Haley Joel Osment, Bruce Willis, ....
midnt (Sa,Th): "Sleepy Hollow" by Tim Burton, w/ Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, ...
312/618-VIEW, 3145 N Sheffield. Near Belmont red line stop.
http://www.brewview.com


Material Issue Tribute Cd Release Party, 14 Bands Represented. $8 21+ doors 9p.
Double Door, 773/489-3160, 1572 N Milwaukee. Wicker Park, near Blue line Damen stop.
http://www.doubledoor.com


Mambo Express. Afro-Cuban ensemble w/ timbale plays Havana circa 1966. $10 10p.
HotHouse, 312/362-9707, 31 E Balbo.
http://www.hothouse.net


Girls Against Boys, Enon, $8 10p.
Empty Bottle, 773/276-3600, 1035 N Western.
http://www.emptybottle.com


Network: Chris Gin, Christopher Robin, residents PuLz-8, Shamanlove. Price? time?
Compact but pretty nice Lincoln Park-ish dance club. Valet.
Club Eden, 3407 N Clark. Near Red line Addison/Belmont stops.


Digital Planet, a "full scale" rave.
Skylab2000 (from LA), major OVT lighting!
DJs Colette, Robert Armani, Skip, Traxx, 3D, Acidman, Kevin Cunningham, Chyna, Justin Long, Juice, ...
Tickets at Untitled, 773/404-9225, 2705 N Clark.
Shade Free: 773/207-2782 * 312/458-9144.
shadefree
Future Forces: 847/604-0579 414/297-9587 608/334-0606.
http://www.futureforces.net


Pansexual Pleasuredome (or something) w/ DJ Dion, 21+ $5 aft midnt 11p-5a.
Berlin, 773/348-4975, 954 W Belmont.
http://www.hauswerkz.com


TigerStyle 2000. Serious bunch of drum&bass/ragga headz. $3 9p-3a.
DJs E-Rock, Natty, Riverman, Brantley.
Mondays, 312/663-3647, 75 W Harrison.
http://www.cosmicbreaks.com/tigerstyle


MVP, Solar Tribe, Red Elephant. $8 18+ 11:30p.
Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. Red line Addison stop.
http://www.metrochicago.com

Sunday 2000.04.23:

Easter, a Christian holiday, celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Celebrated with egg decorating and hunts, brunch, fancy dresses and church attendance.
Roots in the pagan spring festival of the Anglo-Saxon goddess Eostre.
Great art opportunity; I plan to make layered molded jello shot eggs.
http://christianity.miningco.com


100 Ingredient Do-It-Yourself Bloody Mary bar. 11a-3p.
Hog Head McDunna's, 773/929-0944, 1505 W Fullerton.
http://www.barsonline.com/chicago/hoghead_mcdunnas


SUMO, 10 piece acid jazz improv, $2 beer. 21+ $5 10:30p.
Elbo Room, 773/549-5549, 2871 N Lincoln.

Monday 2000.04.24:

The Beat Project w/ Shon Dervis and Hiroki. Rap open mike after 1a. $3 10p-2a.
Coooooool scene with break dancers, beauties, and sophisticated beats.
MadBar, 773/BAR-BAR7, 1640 N Damen. Near Blue line Damen stop.
http://www.madbar.com

Tuesday 2000.04.25:

Bolingbrook Park District Dancers perform. Free noon.
Under The Picasso, Daley Plaza, 50 W Washington.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us/Tourism/Picasso


Plain White T's, Radford, Retro Morning. $5 all ages 6:30p.
Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. Red line Addison stop.
http://www.metrochicago.com


Chicago Improv Festival (3rd) begins, major comedy ensembles from all over $5-20 -2000.04.30.
Upright Citizen's Brigade will be here! Events at several venues.
This is the week to laugh! See the site for details.
773/384-3540 http://www.cif.com


Nocturna, Goth w/ Scary Lady Sarah, THE weekly gathering of darker souls. $8 10p-4a.
Guest DJs K.Y. & Jules (WI). Sarah is off in the U.K.
Smart Bar, 773/549-4140, 3730 N Clark. Near Red line Addison stop.
http://www.gothicchicago.com


Testosterone Tuesday, hard dance music, ultra buff male strippers. Free 10p-4a.
Berlin, 773/348-4975, 954 W Belmont, at the Belmont red line stop.
http://www.testosterone.net

Wednesday 2000.04.26:

Secretaries Day. Honor and be kind to professional administrative assistants.
http://www.iaap-hq.org/events.html


Salsa Dance Party. Public lessons and demos in Latin beats. Free noon.
Under The Picasso, Daley Plaza, 50 W Washington.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us/Tourism/Picasso


In-line Skaters Gathering unless too wet, 8-12 miles, leaves at 6:30p.
Destination: dinner and/or beer somewhere distant then back.
Protective gear and blinkers strongly recommended, street skating.
Meet at Melvin B's, 312/751-9897, 1114 N State.
Check the weather: http://Bedno.com/skate


Static X. Rock $16.50 all ages 6p.
House of Blues, 312/527-2583, 329 N Dearborn.
http://www.hob.com


Flaming Lips, Looper. $20 18+ 9p.
Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. Red line Addison stop.
http://www.metrochicago.com


South Park NEW EPISODE! 9p.
Comedy Central http://www.comedycentral.com


Bass By The Pound - Seminar. THE weekly drum-n-bass scene. $3 21+ 9p-2a.
DJ Snuggles spins Jungle w/ Glyde, Flipside, Gamewarden, Poolside and Kee.
Great tunes, cool decor, good drink selection, teeny dance area, web-cast!
Big Wig, 773/235-9100, 1551 W Division. Near Blue line Division stop.
http://www.bassbythepound.com

Thursday 2000.04.27:

Daughters (or sons!) to Work Day.
Parent's opportunity to educate their children on the nature of employment.


Network Sweeps commence. Extra special and new TV soon. -2000.05.24.
http://www.tvguide.com


The Holy Body Tattoo / Our brief eternity. -Saturday $16-20 8p.
Hypnotic physically grueling dance set to techno w/ William Gibson words.
Dance Center at Columbia College, 773/989-3310, 4730 N Sheridan.


Whitney Young Magnet High School Jazz Ensemble. Free noon.
Under The Picasso, Daley Plaza, 50 W Washington.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us/Tourism/Picasso


Reverend Horton Heat, Hank Williams III. of 18+ 9p.
Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. Red line Addison stop.
http://www.metrochicago.com


Special evening events and late hours at ALL MAJOR cultural institutions.
MCA, Randolph Cafe, Shubert Theater, Shedd Aquarium (Jazz), MUCH MORE!
Details: http://www.dtnchicago.com

Museums:

Beginning it's seasonal rebirth.
Chicago Botanic Gardens, 847/835-5440, 1000 Lake Cook Road, Glencoe
World class, gorgeous in summer, easy to get to, great restaurant.
http://www.chicago-botanic.org


NEW: Mars Exploration Station exhibit, examines how people will live there.
Sky Pavilion, major new expansion, much high tech exhibitry.
Adler Planetarium, 312/922-STAR, 1300 S Lake Shore.
http://www.adlerplanetarium.org


NEW! E.B. Smith Stained Glass Window Museum.
Oooooodles of other good art, IMax, food, Shakespeare, fun.
Navy Pier, 312/222-9328, 600 E Grand.
http://www.navypier.com


Age of Influence: Reflections in the Mirror of American Culture opens. -2000.06.04.
Beat Streuli, large color transparent photos in the windows, extended -2000.06.05.
Mon closed, Tu 10a-8p, We-Su 10a-5p, FREE TUESDAYS.
Museum of Contemporary Art, 312/280-2660, 220 E Chicago.
http://www.mcachicago.org


Post-Hypnotic, visually active Op Art works -2000.06.25.
Chicago Furniture Designers Association competition -2000.05.14.
Also good stuff at the Randolph Cafe daily at 1p, late Thursdays.
Free. Mo-We 10a-7p, Th 10a-9p, Fr 10a-6p, Sa 10a-5p, Su 11a-5p.
Chicago Cultural Center, 312/744-2400, 78 E Washington.
http://www.ci.chi.il.us/Tourism/CulturalCenter


Lovely design, near conservatory, lake, rookery. New lion web cam!
Lincoln Park Zoo, 773/742-2000, 2200 N Cannon.
http://www.lpzoo.com


Dead ancient Sea Scrolls now on display! -2000.06.11
Sounds From The Vaults, try 50 international instruments, world's largest harp!
Underground Adventure, walk through hugely magnified soil ecosystem.
Field Museum, 312/922-9410, Roosevelt Rd. at Lake Shore. FREE WEDNESDAY.
http://www.fmnh.org


NEW: Collection of over 5000 fast food toys back to 1977.
NEW: World's Largest Titanic Exhibit! -2000.09.04.
Consistent world class wonderland, set aside a whole day.
Omni Laser Fantasy. 20KW music visual immersion experience Fr-Su.
Laser: Beatles 6:30p, Floyd Machine 7:30p, Nirvana 9p, Beastie 10:30p, Floyd Moon mdnt.
Museum of Science and Industry, 773/684-1414, 57th at Lake Shore. FREE THURSDAYS.
http://www.msichicago.org


Lego underwater, and far more quality exhibits and activities for young minds.
Chicago Children's Museum, 312/527-1000, Navy Pier, 10a-5p Tu-Su, free Th.
http://www.chichildrensmuseum.org


Seahorse Symphony, the amazing seahorse and kin, becoming endangered.
90000 gallon Coral Reef Exhibit now re-opened.
Shedd Aquarium, 312/939-2438, 1200 S Lake Shore. FREE MONDAYS.
http://SheddAquarium.org


Masterpieces, interesting permanent and visiting exhibits.
MWF 10:30a-4:30p, TuTh 10:30a-8:00p, SaSu 10a-5p, FREE TUESDAYS.
Art Institute of Chicago, 312/443-3500, 210 S Michigan.
http://www.artic.edu


Norman Rockwell collection. First such show in 30 years -2000.05.21.
Chicago Historical Society, 312/642-4600, 1601 N Clark. $1-8 9:30a-4:30p.
http://www.chicagohs.org

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