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2000.11.24 (week 178)

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    RECOMMENDED:
    * Seasonal: Christkindlmarket at Daley Plaza.
    * Seasonal: Come Home to the Holidays at Navy Pier.
    * Ongoing: Ringling Bros at United Center.
    * Fr: Buy Nothing Day.
    * Fr: City Holiday Tree Lighting at Daley Plaza.
    * Fr: Critical Mass at Daley Plaza.
    * Fr: techXotic at Charybdis.
    * Fr: Paul Simon at Auditorium Theatre.
    * Fr: BYOTV on DEADTECH.
    * Fr: Cosmix at Berlin.
    * Sa: Christmas Festival at Lincoln Square.
    * Sa: VAST /Suna at House of Blues.
    * Sa: PURE: Bedrock 2 w/ John Digweed at Vic Theatre.
    * Sa: techXotic at Charybdis.
    * Sa: Beast Women 2000 at The Innertown Pub.
    * Sa: BOOM at TBA.
    * Sa: Music For The Masses at Congress Theatre.
    * Sa: Soul Asylum at Metro.
    * Su: NEW FUTURAMA on FOX.
    * Su: New Power Party at Berlin.
    * Su: Sunday Mass, "The Sacrifice" at Double Door.
    * Su: Derrick Carter, Mark Grant, Miles Maeda, Ryan... at Smart Bar.
    * Tu: Chicago Neighborhood Tour: Andersonville/Lincoln at Chicago Cultural Center.
    * Tu: Bulls host Minnesota at United Center.
    * Tu: DIO, Yngwie Malmsteen at House of Blues.
    * Tu: Sincere at MadBar.
    * Tu: Nocturna at Smart Bar.
    * We: Smashing Pumpkins at United Center.
    * We: The Backyard Variety Show at Hot House.
    * We: Bass By The Pound - Seminar at Big Wig.
    * We: NEW EPISODE: South Park on COM.
    * We: Lunacy at Crobar.
    * Th: Scottish music and dance celebrating St at Under The Picasso.
    * Th: THIRD EYE BLIND at Metro.


     Seasonal:
    Collection of Holiday Songs, Recipes and Stories. -2001.01.01.
    Check out this terrific, painstaking assembly of popular songs, recipes and stories. Also available for PDAs.
    http://bedno.com/winter


    * Christkindlmarket (since 1997). Festive German style holiday market. -2000.12.20 All ages. free -8p 11a.
    Timber cabins, food, gifts, music.
    Daley Plaza, 312/744-3370, 50 W Washington. Washington and Dearborn.
    http://www.cityofchicago.org/SpecialEvents/HolidayEvents.html


    * Come Home to the Holidays. -2001.01.01 All ages. Free (M-Th 10a-8p, Fr/Sa 10a-10p, Su 10a-7p).
    Santa and crew welcome kids, holiday lights are up, there's music and the outdoor skating rink is open.
    Navy Pier, 312/595-7437 (PIER), 600 E Grand. Ask anyone.
    http://www.navypier.com
     Ongoing:
    FREE GothicChicago.com CALENDAR! FREE.
    Simply respond to give your address for a free October to October calendar, sponsored by Chicago's top DARK goods and service provides. Full of eerie black and white art.
    http://www.gothicchicago.com


    * Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus (since 1871!). -2000.11.26 All ages. various prices various times.
    Goes great with bread.
    http://www.ringling.com
    United Center, 1901 W Madison. TicketMaster: 312/902-1500


    WAY too much GREAT dance and theater and comedy and poetry to cover.
    Get yourself a Reader or NewCity magazine.
    Hundreds of city locations.


    Now playing.
    Grinch, Rugrats in Paris, The Sixth Day, Dancer in the Dark (extremely well reviewed Bjork film), Charlies Angels, Little Nicky, Red Planet, Charlies Angels, Bedazzled, Legend of Drunken Master, Pay It Forward, Ladies Man, Nurse Betty, Almost Famous, ...
    http://bedno.com/movies


    Brew&View. Movies, drinking, smoking, heckling, FUN! 18+ $4.
    8p (Fr,Su-Th) (ALSO 4p Su): "What Lies Beneath" Robert Zemeckis; Harrison Ford, Michelle Pfeiffer, ...
    10p (Fr,Su-Th) (ALSO 6p Su): "Scary Movie" Wayans bros.
    midnt (Fr/Th): "Bring It On" Cheerleading with Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, ...
    Brew & View, 312/618-VIEW, 3145 N Sheffield. Around the corner from the Red line Belmont stop.
    http://www.brewview.com
     Friday 2000.11.24:
    "102 Dalmations" and "Unbreakable" now showing..
    http://www.102dalmatians.com
    http://studio.go.com/movies/unbreakable/intro.html
    Opens everywhere.
    http://bedno.com/movies


    * Buy Nothing Day (since 1992). International celebration of consumer awareness and simple living.
    Consumer culture is ultimately un-sustainable. Fight corporate brainwashing. Intentionally occurs on the biggest shopping day of the year. See the website for full info.
    http://www.adbusters.org


    ** City Holiday Tree Lighting (since 1914). The mayor does his thing! Music, etc. All ages. free 4p.
    Uses 40 Wisconsin Balsam Firs, 80 foot tall, 10000 lights, 1000 bows, 1000 ornaments.
    Daley Plaza, 312/346-3278, 50 W Washington. Washington and Dearborn.
    http://www.cityofchicago.org/Tourism/Picasso


    * Critical Mass. Bicyclists take over the streets in numbers, educating drivers. 5:30p.
    Last Friday of each month when dry enough.
    Daley Plaza, 773/486-4861, 50 W Washington.
    http://www.chicagocriticalmass.org


    Bodeans. -Saturday All ages. $30 7:30p.
    Riviera Theatre, 312/275-6800, 4647 N Racine. TicketMaster: 312/902-1500


    ** techXotic. 18+ $10 -2a 8p.
    "Dance your think machine stupid to a variety of electronic music in a bizarre futuristic atmosphere". DJs: Drum&Bass FOUR/4 and FLOOD, Trance JOSH COLLINS, Electro ANAGRAM DAYDREAM, Hard Techno JEREMY COUTRE. Great new 120x120' space. Refreshments, half-pipe, art. Artists, performers, call or email to book the space.
    Charybdis, 773/427-9970, 4423 N Milwaukee. Near I 94, 5 blocks from Blue Line Montrose stop.
    http://www.charybdisarts.com


    * Paul Simon. -Saturday 8p.
    Auditorium Theatre, 312/431-2357, 50 E Congress. Downtown. TicketMaster: 312/902-1500
    http://www.auditoriumtheatre.org


    * BYOTV. -2000.12.01 free Fr/Su/Tu -midnt (noon-5p Su) 8p.
    Leading fringe interactive computer/video art.
    DEADTECH, 773/395-2844, 3321 W. Fullerton Ave. Between Kimball and Kedzie Ave. Logan Square stop on Blue Line.
    http://www.deadtech.net


    Iron Chef - Cod Roe Battle. Fiercely competitive cooking translated from Japan. 1hr 9p.
    Sip a drink each time Ota says "Fukui-san!".
    FOOD. http://www.foodtv.com/tvshows/ironchefindex


    * Cosmix. Fridays -4a 10p.
    DJ Greg Haus spins a blend of trance, hardhouse, breakbeat, and progressive sounds.
    http://www.hauswerkz.com
    Berlin, 773/348-4975, 954 W Belmont. Near Red line Belmont stop.
    http://www.berlinchicago.com
     Saturday 2000.11.25:
    * Christmas Festival. Meet Santa & Mrs. Claus. -5p 10a.
    Free carriage rides, folk dancing, caroling. Entertainment, food, refreshments. Tree lighting ceremony at 4:30p.
    Lincoln Square, Giffings Plaza, 773/561-5535, 4700 N Lincoln. Western stop on brown line.
    http://www.lincolnsquare.org


    * VAST (Visual Audio Sensory Theater)/Suna. Alternative Electro. All ages. $10 6:30p.
    House of Blues, 312/527-2583, 329 N Dearborn. TicketMaster: 312/902-1500
    http://www.hob.com


    * PURE: Bedrock 2 w/ John Digweed. w/ Walsh and Summer. 18+ $30 8p.
    Big partay for housers.
    http://www.purefuture.com
    Vic Theatre, 773/472-0449, 3145 N Sheffield. TicketMaster: 312/902-1500
    http://www.victheatre.com


    * techXotic. 18+ $10 -2a 8p.
    "Dance your think machine stupid to a variety of electronic music in a bizarre futuristic atmosphere". Darkwave FLUTTER, perf.art. THE FLASHBULB and NOAM PACO-GASTER, Industrial GOOD GIRL / BAD GIRL, Techno-Metal pirate SPERM WHALE, Juggling MARK "THE KNIFE" FAJE, Audio Sculptor GREGOR MORTIS. Great new 120x120' space. Refreshments, half-pipe, art. Artists, performers, call or email to book the space.
    Charybdis, 773/427-9970, 4423 N Milwaukee. Near I 94, 5 blocks from Blue Line Montrose stop.
    http://www.charybdisarts.com


    * Beast Women 2000 (since 1998). The wildest, weirdest stuff solo women can come up with. -2000.12.18 21+ $10 or donation Sa/Su/Mo 8p.
    All forms: comedy, music, poetry, etc. Organized by Jill Erickson. Performer lineup changes every night.
    The Innertown Pub, second floor, 773/486-9250, 1935 West Winchester, at Thomas. one block SE of Division & Damen.


    * BOOM! Rave. All ages. $25 -6a 9p.
    Atomic Babies (live), Juan Atkins, Adam X, Woody Mcbride, Jorge Baez, Lego, Lady D & Dayhota, Justin Long, Mark Almaria, Jonn Hawley. OVT visuals. Pretty Flash website.
    http://www.sideshowevents.com
    TBA, 773/604-1920 * 773/604-1950.


    * Music For The Masses. Rave-like. 18+ (alc. if 21+) $25 9p.
    3 rooms, 3000 capacity. Oliver Ho, Ben Sims, Junior Sanchez, Ming & FS, Glenn Underground, Paul Anthony, Mark Almaria, DJ Funk, Submerge 101 & Mumtaz. Frankly, good lineup, but likely to be kind of seedy.
    http://www.boogietribe.com
    Congress Theatre, 312/836-5900, 2135 N Milwaukee.


    * Soul Asylum. 18+ $16.50 9p.
    Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. Near Red Line Addison stop.
    http://www.metrochicago.com
     Sunday 2000.11.26:
    *** NEW FUTURAMA!!! New Futurama, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm. All ages. free 2hr 6p.
    Bender and Frye join the army, Brenda Fraser guests on KoH, Burns hires Homer as a prank monkey.
    FOX. http://www.fox.com


    ** New Power Party. Samnation spins Artist Formerly Known as Prince. 21+ FREE -4a 8p.
    Movie at 8p, dancing from 10p, diverse glam/sexy clique.
    http://www.chicagonation.com
    Berlin, 773/348-4975, 954 W Belmont. At Red line Belmont stop.
    http://www.berlinchicago.com


    * Sunday Mass, "The Sacrifice". Evening of performance art and debauchery. 21+ $15 -2a 9p.
    Fetish attire required. Mistress Marilyn hosts, DJ Scary Lady Sarah, professional paparazzi, several interactive installations.
    http://www.fetishchicago.com
    Double Door, 773/489-3160, 1572 N Milwaukee.
    http://www.doubledoor.com


    * Derrick Carter, Mark Grant, Miles Maeda, Ryan Ande, Colette. 21+ $10 10p.
    A Fundraiser For The World Evolution Project.
    Smart Bar, 773/549-4140, 3730 N Clark. Near Red line Addison stop.
    http://www.metrochicago.com/pages2/smart_choices.html
     Tuesday 2000.11.28:
    * Chicago Neighborhood Tour: Andersonville/Lincoln Square. Bring a snack. $30 4hr 10a.
    Chicago Cultural Center, 312/346-3278 (FINE-ART), 78 E Washington.
    http://www.chgocitytours.com


    Bryan White. W/ Mustang Sally. 7:30p.
    UIC Pavilion, 1201 W Harrison. TicketMaster: 312/902-1500
    http://www.ssb.uic.edu/pavilion


    * Bulls host Minnesota. WCIU NBALP. All ages. 7:30p.
    http://www.nba.com/bulls
    United Center, 1901 W Madison. TicketMaster: 312/902-1500


    * DIO, Yngwie Malmsteen. Heavy Metal. -Wednesday 21+ $26.50 7:30p.
    House of Blues, 312/527-2583, 329 N Dearborn. TicketMaster: 312/902-1500
    http://www.hob.com


    * Sincere. UK / 2-step garage club night. 21+ $5 (free before 10) -2a 9p.
    DJs Casper, Mel Hammond, DaveDobie, Michelle Musial.
    http://www.heavyweightsound.com
    MadBar, 773/BAR-BAR7, 1640 N Damen. Near Blue line Damen stop.
    http://www.madbar.com


    * Nocturna. Goth w/ Scary Lady Sarah, THE weekly gathering of darker souls. 21+ $8 Tuesdays -4a 10p.
    Nicely decorated, often a special guest and giveaways.
    http://www.gothicchicago.com
    Smart Bar, 773/549-4140, 3730 N Clark. Near Red line Addison stop.
    http://www.metrochicago.com/pages2/smart_choices.html


    Testosterone Tuesday. Hard dance music, ultra buff male strippers. 21+ free Tuesdays -4a 10p.
    DJ Ralph Rosario.
    http://www.testosterone.net
    Berlin, 773/348-4975, 954 W Belmont. At the Belmont red line stop.
    http://www.berlinchicago.com
     Wednesday 2000.11.29:
    * Smashing Pumpkins. Farewell concerts tour. $35 7:30p.
    http://www.smashingpumpkins.com
    United Center, 1901 W Madison. TicketMaster: 312/902-1500


    ** The Backyard Variety Show. A showcase of vaudevillesque talent. $7 8p.
    May include includes acrobats, torch singers, fire eaters, stilt walkers, ventriloquists, fakirs, dog acts, and other amazing and unusual acts. Hosted by Douglas Grew. Also good jazz almost every night. Check the site.
    Hot House, 312/362-9707, 31 East Balbo.
    http://www.hothouse.net


    *** Bass By The Pound - Seminar. THE weekly drum-n-bass scene. 21+ $5 -2a 9p.
    The Lion & Pollen join residents Gylde, Flipside, etc. Great tunes, cool decor, good drink selection, teeny dance area, web-cast!
    http://www.rumblerecordings.com
    Big Wig, 773/235-9100, 1551 W Division. Near Blue line Division stop.
    http://www.bassbythepound.com


    * NEW EPISODE: South Park. Followed by BattleBots. 9p.
    The boys do Dickens, and the bots are in FINAL ROUNDS in Vegas!
    COM. http://www.comedycentral.com


    * Lunacy. Industrial, SM/tattoos, pretty darn hot. 21+ $5-15 Wednesdays -4a 10p.
    A fetish friendly dark playground of decadence with go-go girls, buff boys and visual assualts. Now with Chris Gin and Mystic Bill spinning, Uncle Milty in the Mezz. Dress well, no tennis shoes. Ladies free, $1.50 drink specials.
    Crobar, 312/413-7000, 1543 N Kingsbury.
    http://www.crobarnightclub.com
     Thursday 2000.11.30:
    * Scottish music and dance celebrating St. Andrew's Day. Patron Saint of Scotland. All ages. free 12p.
    Under The Picasso, 312/346-3278, Daley Plaza, 50 W Washington. Washington and Dearborn.
    http://www.cityofchicago.org/Tourism/Picasso


    * THIRD EYE BLIND. 7p.
    http://www.becksbeer.com
    Metro, 773/549-0203, 3730 N Clark. Near Red Line Addison stop.
    http://www.metrochicago.com
     Attractions:
    Mars Exploration Station exhibit. Examines how people will live there.
    Dramatically expanded last year. much high tech exhibitry.
    Adler Planetarium, 312/922-7827 (STAR), 1300 S Lake Shore.
    http://www.adlerplanetarium.org


    NEW: Major show of ancient Egyptian artwork.
    Masterpieces. Interesting permanent and visiting exhibits. All ages. Free Tuesdays MWF 10:30a-4:30p, TuTh 10:30a-8:00p, SaSu 10a-5p.
    Art Institute of Chicago, 312/443-3500, 210 S Michigan.
    http://www.artic.edu


    Now in its Autumn Splendor. World class, easy to get to, great restaurant.
    Chicago Botanic Gardens, 847/835-5440, 1000 Lake Cook Road, Glencoe.
    http://www.chicago-botanic.org


    Quality exhibits and activities for young minds. Free Thursdays. 10a-5p Tu-Su.
    Chicago Children's Museum, 312/527-1000, Navy Pier.
    http://www.chichildrensmuseum.org


    Botanical art (-2000.12.30). Many other local works. All ages. free Mo-We 10a-7p, Th 10a-9p, Fr 10a-6p, Sa 10a-5p, Su 11a-5p.
    Also: good stuff at the Randolph Cafe daily at 1p, late Thursdays.
    Chicago Cultural Center, 312/742-1190, 77 E Randolph.
    http://www.cityofchicago.org/Tourism/CulturalCenter


    Christmas Around the World/Holiday of Light (-2000.01.07).
    Star Wars: The Magic of Myth. (-2001.01.07).
    Sounds From The Vaults. Try 50 international instruments, world's largest harp!
    Underground Adventure. Walk through hugely magnified soil ecosystem. Free Wednesdays.
    Original art, props, models, and costumes from the Lucas archives, connects the films to classical mythology.
    Field Museum, 312/922-9410, Roosevelt Rd. at Lake Shore.
    http://www.fmnh.org


    Organic Produce: A Gut Show. Art based on human internal organs.
    International Museum of Surgical Science, 312/642-6502, 1524 N Lake Shore.
    http://www.imss.org


    Zoolights Festival (-2000.01.07). Beautiful design. Near conservatory, lake, rookery. All ages. Free.
    Now with web cams.
    Lincoln Park Zoo, 773/742-2000, 2200 N Cannon.
    http://www.lpzoo.com


    Ed Ruscha, Catherine Opie (-2001.02.14).
    Isaac Julien (-2001.01.07). Age of Influence: Reflections in the Mirror of American Culture (-2000.12.03).
    Museum of Contemporary Art, 312/280-2660, 220 E Chicago.
    http://www.mcachicago.org


    Consistent world class wonderland, set aside a whole day. New: Collection of over 5000 fast food toys back to 1977. Free Thursdays.
    Omni Laser Fantasy. 20KW music visual immersion experience Fr-Su: Beatles 6:30p, Floyd Machine 7:30p, Nirvana 9p, Beastie 10:30p, Floyd Moon mdnt.
    Museum of Science and Industry, 773/684-1414, 57th at Lake Shore.
    http://www.msichicago.org


    Oooooodles of good art and fun. IMax, food, Shakespeare, VR games, fun. All ages. free Mo-Th 10a-8p, Fr/Sa 10a-10p, Su 10a-7p.
    See the free new E.B. Smith Stained Glass Window museum.
    Navy Pier, 312/222-9328, 600 E Grand. Take the free trolley.
    http://www.navypier.com


    Truly stunning world class aquarium. Free Mondays.
    Rear outside deck has the city's best drop dead view of our skyline.
    Shedd Aquarium, 312/939-2438, 1200 S Lake Shore.
    http://SheddAquarium.org
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