- Getalife™
is a top quality, menu driven, graphical computer program.
It works on any Win 95, Win 98, Win 3.x or DOS system.
Installation takes under a minute. It copies just one file and inserts
an autoexec line. From the menu one can configure duration, see a demo,
or uninstall. It's that easy!
- Getalife™
comes on a clear fluorescently colored 3.5" floppy disk and gets to you (or
the gift recipient address you specify) in just days by First Class U.S. mail.
- Getalife™
protects people from a computer for any desired period of time, from
an hour to a month.
During that time if started the machine will pause at a thoughtful
set of motivational screen savers including fractals and verbs.
Seriously addicted users can override this to use the computer
(and optionally cancel the protection) by simply accepting over one
hundred insults, scoldings, reflections and other painstakingly
written de-affirmations. If some crazy nerd junkie spastically button
punches in a cyber-dementia fueled panic frenzy and doesn't actually
read anything, they can race through this in only a few minutes. Better
people will read these randomly chosen humourous jabs, and
reconsider their need to use the computer just then.
- Getalife™
is both good fun and real treatment.
Buy one now for a friend or for yourself
NOW!
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