Andrew's Giftathon

As a minimalist I usually suggest consumable gifts, but right now I need some significant things. Replacing phone (mine is failing) and laptop (mine is very old) are becoming urgent, could run a few grand. So in typical wildly optimistic fashion here's my pledge drive in dreams of wealthy benefactors:
I'm not sure if this button adds a processing fee. Alternatively use in PayPal and tell it I'm friends or family.