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General pirate vocabulary:
Ahoy. Avast.
Aye. Aye Aye.
Arrrrr, yarrr, harr.
Hi ho. Yo-Ho
Me = My
cap'n, squire, jim lad
scurvy dog, bilge rat, land lubber
me hearty
wench/beauty/lass: bonnie, proud, buxom,
saucy, foul, sharp tounged, loose-lipped.
be, bin, gunna be
timbers, briches
mizzen mast, yardarm, port, starboard, bow, stern
booty, treasure, dubloons
grog, rum
keel haul
Avast ye scurvy scum / salty sea dog.
Pillage her loins.
Treasure acquisition and redistribution specialist.
Aye me hearty, how be the wind.
Ahoy me Jim lad, tis a fine day fer a party, ripe for cake.
Make your own insults by simply combining adjectives and a noun:
| Adjective #1 | | Adj #2 | | Adj #3 | Noun | |
| unmuzzled | | onion-eyed | | rough-hewn | nut-hook | |
| bawdy | | beslubbering | | bat-fowling | baggage | |
| vain | | villainous | | vassal-willed | bugbear | |
| lumpish | | lewd-minded | | loggerheaded | lout | |
| churlish | | cockered | | clapper-clawed | boar-pig | |
| fobbing | | full-gorged | | frothy | flirt-gill | |
| rank | | rude-snouted | | ruttish | ratsbane | |
| craven | | crook-pated | | clouted | canker-blossom | |
| puking | | pribbling | | common-kissing | maggot-pie | |
| jarring | | dread-bolted | | pignutted | coxcomb | |
| fly-bitten | | fool-born | | folly-fallen | foot-licker | |
| pox-marked | | puny | | plume-plucked | pottle-deep | |
| fen-sucked | | fawning | | flap-mouthed | flax-wench | |
| spongy | | sheep-biting | | swag-bellied | skainsmate | |
| droning | | dankish | | dizzy-eyed | dewberry | |
| gleeking | | goatish | | gorbellied | giglet | |
| warped | | weather-bitten | | weedy | whey-face | |
| currish | | knotty-pated | | reeky | claybrain | |
| milk-livered | | malt-wormy | | measled | mammet | |
| surly | | saucyspleened | | spur-galled | scut | |
| mammering | | motley-mind | | mangled | minnow | |
| ill-borne | | idle-headed | | impertinent | infection | |
| beef-witted | | boil-brained | | bootless | bladder | |
| tickle-brained | | tottering | | toad-spotted | beetlehead | |
| half-faced | | hedge-born | | hasty-witted | harpy | |
| headless | | hugger-muggered | | horn-beat | hedge-pig | |
| wayward | | artless | | yeasty | puttock | |
| rump-fed | | elf-skinned | | imp-bladdered | barnacle | |
Resources:
"Talk Like a Pirate Day" song.
Talk Like a Pirate .com
"Pirate" Image Search