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Thou unmuzzled beslubbering toad-spotted beetlehead.
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unmuzzled onion-eyed rough-hewn nut-hook
bawdy beslubbering bat-fowling baggage
vain villainous vassal-willed bugbear
lumpish lewd-minded loggerheaded lout
churlish cockered clapper-clawed boar-pig
fobbing full-gorged frothy flirt-gill
rank rude-snouted ruttish ratsbane
craven crook-pated clouted canker-blossom
puking pribbling common-kissing maggot-pie
jarring dread-bolted pignutted coxcomb
fly-bitten fool-born folly-fallen foot-licker
pox-marked puny plume-plucked pottle-deep
fen-sucked fawning flap-mouthed flax-wench
spongy sheep-biting swag-bellied skainsmate
droning dankish dizzy-eyed dewberry
gleeking goatish gorbellied giglet
warped weather-bitten weedy whey-face
currish knotty-pated reeky claybrain
milk-livered malt-wormy measled mammet
surly saucyspleened spur-galled scut
mammering motley-mind mangled minnow
ill-borne idle-headed impertinent infection
beef-witted boil-brained bootless bladder
tickle-brained tottering toad-spotted beetlehead
half-faced hedge-born hasty-witted harpy
headless hugger-muggered horn-beat hedge-pig
wayward artless yeasty puttock
rump-fed elf-skinned imp-bladdered barnacle

2002.04.30