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Clowning: Skits / Humor / Silly Jokes
Every clown MUST be able to tell a number of completely clean jokes.

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A. Because he had NO BODY to go with.
Q. How can you tell if there's an elephant in your closet?
A. It's hard to close the door.
Q. What animal can jump higher than a house?
A. Most animals, because a house can't jump.
Q. What's two things you can't have for Breakfast?
A. Lunch and Dinner.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was IN TENTS! (pronounced like INTENSE).
Two prunes walk out of a movie, one says to the other, "should we walk, or take a danish."
Why did the punk cross the road?
Because he had a chicken safety-pinned to his cheek.
An optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds. A pesimist is worried the optimist is right!
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't chicken.
Q. What kinds of truck is always a boy?
A. A mail truck.
Did you hear about the elephant with diareah?
Its all over town.
Did you hear about the man who applied for the job of human cannonball at a circus?
He got hired and fired in the same day.